How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT*

 

 

 

 *1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a

 

 Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*

 

 

 *2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*

 

 

 *3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.*

 

 

 *4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.*

 

 

 *5. Sing Along At The Opera.*

 

 

 *6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'*

 

 

 *7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run

 

 For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*

 

 

 *8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going

 to have to let one of you go...*

 

 

 *9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK

 

 

 WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*

 

 

 *And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite.*

 

 

 *10. Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to

 

 

 your ankles and yell out: "THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE"!*

 

Thanks Heidi