Snow banks for sale

Through this time limited offer, you can own your own personal 2013 / 2014,
snow blower - crafted snow bank.
Be the envy of your neighborhood.....impress your family and friends. You will want
to place this stunning winter masterpiece on your front lawn, in your back yard and
even on your roof. IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
Freshly fallen virgin snow has been pain stakingly  collected & piled through a long 5 month process, called WINTER.    These snow banks have been sun-baked during the day and frozen solid by the night's sub zero  temperatures

to form into these stunning works of art.
This is a once in a life time offer. An offer that you can't afford to miss.
You would expect to pay $500  for these beautiful, weather & machine crafted snow banks...... but through this
exclusive offer you can own one of these magnificent winter masterpieces for the very, very low price
of just 3 payments of only $19.99. That's a $500 value for only $59.97 !!!
BUT WAIT........if you call within the next 15 minutes, I will double your order to,
two snow banks. Yes, that's two snow banks, for the price of one !!

 

This is a time limited offer...so don't delay...Order now, while supplies last !!!!!

If you are not 100% completely satisfied with your order, I will refund your money...

no questions asked !!. You only pay the small return-shipping fee of $399.99.

 

This exclusive offer is not available to residents of Alaska, Artic and Quebec.

 

Thanks Joe Y..... you should have stayed in Burlington