Delicate Matter

The executive officers of the Company were called in to the chairman’s    office one by one until only the newest, most junior executive was left.  

sitting nervously outside.   Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

 

He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors

seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.

 

As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the young man and

asked, “Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?”

 

"No, certainly not” he replied.

 

“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman.

 

“Absolutely; I’ve never laid a finger on her.”

 

“You’d swear to that?”

 

“Yes sir, I swear I’ve never slept with your secretary.”

 

“Good. Then you fire her.”

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