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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Income Tax Statement...

 
Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is me.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant.
I must inform you that your tax

statement was rejected by the IRS...They say that your
salary and your possessions are

incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you
to be able to afford a luxury

apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing,
jewelry, vacations in Europe, etc.

- Oh, and what can I do about it?

Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy
of your
principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the IRS.
- Very well Mr. Smith.  I am making a photocopy of it now,
and I will fax it to you shortly.
 

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