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Friday, October 17, 2014

Nine Thoughts To Ponder

 
Number 9-
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8-
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7-
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number   6-
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5-
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number   4-
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3-
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism..

Number 2-
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people  take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1-
Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
 
Thanks Heidi

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