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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Bought vs. Homemade

Six year old Annie returns home from school and tells her Mother that she had her first family planning lesson at school today. 
 
Her mother, asks:  "Oh ... How did it go?"
 
"I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
 
My classmate Sam says the stork brings babies.
 
My classmate Sally said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
 
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.
 
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that’s no reason to be ashamed."
 
"No ?" but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"

Thanks Joe Y

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