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Sunday, November 2, 2014

Scottish Independence --- OUTSTANDING !

The Queen was in Glasgow when  she formally met Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister.
 
EIIR: "How nice to see you Mr. Salmond."
 
AS: "Nice to see you Your Majesty.Now, what are we going
to call Scotland when we win Independence?
 
EIIR: "Oh dear, one hasn't considered that yet!"
 
AS:  "How about calling it a 'Kingdom' and then I will be
King?
 
EIIR: "Ne'er!  One doesn't think that is appropriate."
 
AS:  "How about 'Empire' then I can  be an Emperor?
 
EIIR: "Ne'er!  In one's dreams!"
 
AS: "All right!   So how about calling it a 'Principality' and
then I can be a Prince?"
 
EIIR:  "Ne'er, Mr. Salmond! I think we will let it remain a
'country' and you can carry on as you are."


Thanks Ivan

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