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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Your morning smile

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

 
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
 
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
 
 
 
The husband texted back to her:  
 
"I'm on the toilet.    Please advise." 
 
 
 
Thanks Norman

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