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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Finally, a golf joke I've not heard before

 A man, while playing on the  front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where  he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a  lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his  confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was  playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th  hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th  hole."
He thanked her and went back  to his golf.
On the back nine the same  thing happened; and he approached her again with the same  request.
She said, "I'm on the 14th  hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th  hole."
Once again he thanked her  and returned to his play.
He finished his round and  went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end  of the bar.
He asked the bartender if he  knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and  played the course often.
He approached her and! said,  "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand  that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do  you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you,  you'll laugh."
"No, I  won't."
"Well, if you must know,"  she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so  hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See I knew you  would laugh."
"That's not what I'm  laughing at," he replied.












 “I’m a salesman  for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!

Thanks Ivan

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