A Newfoundlanders guide to home security

I’s the b’y...

The older we get, The wiser we become ... bye cripes!!!

I've cancelled my home alarm service, turned off my outdoor lights and de-registered from Neighbourhood Watch.

 

I've now got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, And the black flag of ISIS in the between them.

 

The local Constabulary, RCMP, CSIS, FBI, NSA, MI-6 and all other agencies are watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer in my life and I'm saving $99.95 a month.

Thanks Ivan