BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:  FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!  FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.  FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.   JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.   **** And the WINNER is... ****   FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.  Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"    Thanks Randy