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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

God Looked Down upon Seniors.

Most seniors never get enough exercise.So, in his wisdom, God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to
search for their glasses, keys, and other things misplaced and move
around more. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was yet another need.
So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things, which
would require them to bend and reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom
there might be calls of nature more frequently, requiring more walking
to the relief station, which would burn calories. God looked down and
saw that it was good.
Seniors were obliged
to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more
active as a result.
So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember
it's God's will and in your best interest, even though you mutter
under your breath.
And it is good. Amen!

It sure sounds true to me.

Thanks Bernie

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