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Italian Honeymoon

 

 

 

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by  his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
       

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?”

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food. 
       
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me,  and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open ups da lunch basket.
  
The conductor comes by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..’

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a  vino!

Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'  So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a  smokina disa car. Musta go to asmokina car ..’

"We go to a smokina car and I smoke  a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go  to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and

the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his avoice..

'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka  Virginia !’

"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."

Thanks Ivan