IS sIT 'COS I'M CHINESE?

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
 
I asked  him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"
 
He says "No, why the fuck you ask me that?
Is it because I am Chinese?"
 
"No", I said, 

"It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."

 

 

 

 

Thanks Randy