I miss Bill ...

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humour from a show on Canadian TV,  where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

 

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

 

*He played the sax.

 

*He smoked weed.

 

*He had his way with ugly white women.

 

*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't!  And, he gets a check from the government every month.

 

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the  nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

 

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

 

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

 

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

 

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

 

Thanks Heather C