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Friday, August 14, 2015

****Breaking news***** Nigel Wright heads to the PMO before going to court

The Eco-Senior has learned that Nigel Wright attended a meeting at the Prime Ministers office before attending court.

A confidential informant in the PMO tells The Eco-Senior that Nigel led the sheep in the PMO in a rousing rendition of "Stephen Loves Me" the theme song from "The Destruction of Canadian Democracy" the Stephen Harper years.

All together now....


Stephen loves me! This I know
For the manifesto tells me so
We the sheep to Him belong
We are weak, but He is strong.

Yes, Stephen loves me
Yes, Stephen loves me
Yes, Stephen loves me
The manifesto tells me so.

Stephen loves me! This I know
As He wrote so long ago
Making sheep drop on their knee.
Saying, "Let them bow to Me."

Stephen loves me he once swore
Watching me fall on my sword
Wanting as a friend to give
Lies and cash so he can live.

Stephen loves me! He who lied
PM's door to open wide
He will absolve me of my sin
Leading sheep to sit with him.

Stephen loves me! He will stay
Close behind me all the way
Thou hast lied to he and she

I will henceforth lie for Thee...

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