Hot & cold sex

 

 After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man:

"You appear to be in good health.

Do you have any medical concerns you would like

to  ask me about?"
 

"In fact, I do," said the old man.

"After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and

chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second

time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

Later, after examining the man's elderly wife, the

doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you

have any medical concerns that you would like to

discuss with me?"

She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual

concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after

having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty

after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old goat," she replied. "That's because the first

time is usually in January and the second time is in August.

Thanks Kerry