The bed

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I finally went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under my bed!! I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

 

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

 

"How much do you charge, I asked?"

 

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

 

"I'll sleep on it", I said.

 

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?," he asked.

 

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

 

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

 

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."

 

FORGET THE SHRINKS ....... HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!! 

 

            IT"S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION .........

 

 

Thanks Kerry