BEE STING DOWN UNDER

Australian Telephone Operator : "G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"
Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung high on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!" 
Australian Telephone Operator :"Bummer!" 
Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate.” 

Thanks Ivan