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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Want To Live Forever!

A guy is walking along a Vancouver beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.


A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.”
”Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
”OK, then, I want to die after Trudeau balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

Thanks Ralph

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